Flying's for the birds

Big news story today is the Quantas A380 having a bit of what you might call engine failure. Flight QF32's engine went sort of... Bang! and debris fell to the ground below. My favourite thing to fall off a plane has to be what they call, blue ice. This is basically a block of frozen piss which on a few occasions has crashed through someone's roof. Bad enough having half a ton of other people's piss land in your bedroom but imagine when it defrosts? It'd smell like an old folks home after the weekly, "drink your own weight in cider" night!!