Hot cross bunny

Easter time is traditionally some sort of vague religious festival, can't quite see the connection between The Life Of Brian and chocolate eggs, but there you go! News yesterday reported that over 80,000 people and on disability benefit due to drug or alcohol addiction or because they're fat bastards. If anyone fancies being signed off work (nice weather at the moment) then dive into those chocolate eggs. Even better when the shops reduce them on Monday. The pounds will soon pile on and you can look forward to a lifetime of Jeremy Kyle shows, cash in the attic and the Vanessa show without having to confirm that you are actually looking for work. (nothing upsets fat bastards more than having to lie about looking for work.)