Wednesday, 29 June 2011

It wasn't the chicken or the egg!

Charles Darwin had a few theories of his own about how we got here. Previous belief was that God made love to monkeys and along came man. (not to watch! I meant, then we were born) The publication of Darwin's Origin of the Species put forward new compelling evidence for evolution, proving once and for all that rabbits didn't hatch from eggs. My favourite evolutionary line is from My Name is Earl. Randy has to go back to high school and is met after class one day by Earl who asks what he'd learnt. Randy replied that he'd learnt that man came from monkeys, but if that was true why are there still monkeys? I'll answer that by saying that some monkeys evolve slower than other monkeys. Some of these monkeys will evolve into captains of industry or world leaders. We're expecting great things from these monkeys... once they grow out of the habit of chucking their shit at each other!!

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