I've often been asked, "Going anywhere for your holidays, sir. Shall I keep the gimp costume for next time?" In response to the
first question I usually reply,
STOPATOME. "Where's that?" they'll ask.
REMAINIA I reply. Some people still don't get it! So for them (and possibly you) I've drawn a map of the area where the main hotel is situated. (!) Maybe I
will try somewhere different next time, perhaps travelling around a bit. First stop might be
Shitterton in Dorset. Then I'd catch a shrimp boat to Spain and travel to
Poo in northern Spain and onto
Moron de la Frontera before passing into Austria and
Windpassing. I'd hitch a ride with the Austrian bob sleigh team down to Albania and visit
Puke. A donkey ride would take me through the Czech Republic via
Bendover and on into Germany where I would enjoy the pleasures that
Petting has to offer before taking a look at
Dong. Then it's home via a medieval travelling show but not before I've gone to Denmark and taken in
Middlefart. Now that lot would make for a hell of a map!
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