What's that smell?

Something in a newspaper this morning that made me laugh was about the ex Mr Jordan; Peter Andre. He was at a shopping center to launch a new fragrance to the multitude of girls eager to see him... except all that turned up was a line of 9 pathetic looking "D-list" celebrity spotters. It was even worse when it was realised that four of them thought it was the queue for the ladies! Always looking on the bright side however, Peter pointed out that the previous fragrance he'd been associated with was selling one bottle every 45 seconds!! That's two for the minute and a half it was on sale to the general public before Health & Safety took it off the shelves due to the fact it smelt of Peter's crotch-sweat, a pair of Jordan's knickers and a 2 week old pork pie!! This new odour, I forget the name [possibly, "Desperate" or something] passed inspection... the pork pie was only a week old!