50 million buys what?

A bit late with this one but worth drawing. I've no idea what makes anyone think a player is worth this amount of money. And it's not as if they work hard for their payday. Today's bunch of girls blouses throw themselves to the ground in agony if you so much as look at them. Gary Oldman is one of our finest actors but he would be acted off the pitch by the likes of Didier Drogba. (it is oscar season I suppose) Maybe it's just sour grapes 'cos I used to always get picked last when we sorted out teams at school. It was usually me and the fat kids left... oh, and this one legged kid from India.