Now, I'm not making this up but a man in Germany has married his dying, asthmatic cat, cecila. Apparently it's illegal to marry an animal in Germany. I'm struggling to think of a country where it isn't. (I'm not counting Wales) Uwe Mitzscherlich had to pay 300 euros to an actress in order for her to officiate. "We cuddle all the time...", said Herr Mitzscherlich later. Well, I fancy a chocolate hob-nob from time to time but I wouldn't want to hump one. Mind you, I have recently taken a shine to a bagel in Tescos. At least as far as sexual relations go I can actually see it working between us!
Monday 3 May 2010
Holy catrimony
Now, I'm not making this up but a man in Germany has married his dying, asthmatic cat, cecila. Apparently it's illegal to marry an animal in Germany. I'm struggling to think of a country where it isn't. (I'm not counting Wales) Uwe Mitzscherlich had to pay 300 euros to an actress in order for her to officiate. "We cuddle all the time...", said Herr Mitzscherlich later. Well, I fancy a chocolate hob-nob from time to time but I wouldn't want to hump one. Mind you, I have recently taken a shine to a bagel in Tescos. At least as far as sexual relations go I can actually see it working between us!
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