Suits you

Now that those pesky human rights do-gooders have made Manchester police ban those "degrading" boiler suits worn by suspects why stop there? How about an identity parade where the identities are kept secret. Maybe the old dear who's just been mugged for her pension can stand behind a screen, like in Blind Date, and ask, "If you were to mug an old lady what would you hit her on the back of the head with? That's for contestant number 4."
Typical response : "I'd much rather take you on a romantic boat trip on the Manchester canal entranced by the clicking sound of your false teeth as you suck on a Werthers original. The Evening would end with hours of unbridled animal passion."
old lady : "Wrap him up. I'll have him!"
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