Saturday 1 January 2011

You can't all have a birthday today!

Happy Birthday to every racehorse in the world!! Honest. Every horse has woken up today a whole year older. (Same feeling I get after a particularly heavy night.) The Queen's racehorses obviously have two birthdays - an additional state birthday where all the common racehorses march past them... known as Trooping the jockeys colours. All right! It's the first day of the year, the jokes can only get better. Who said, "Can't get any worse?" I know where you live!!

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