Hare raising tails : number five

The youngest ever head of a crime family was Luigi "nap time" Linguine who became head of the Ravioli family in 1995 at the age of two. Luigi used fear and the terrible twos to erase any competition. He once threw a right paddy during a meeting with the Fusilli family until they agreed to give him a 70% share of their drugs profits. He threw his toy fire engine at Alberto "one bollock" Rigatoni hitting him right between the eyes. Luigi once refused to eat his vegetables in a restaurant at a meeting with the head of the Conchiglie family unless they handed over their share of profits from their prostitution racket. His reign of terror (able twos) ended when he reached three and simply calmed down and fell in love with Bob the Builder on TV.